Is this a table-waiting singer's dream come true? A day job miracle? Either way, one thing is certain: those warbling waiters at the Macaroni Grill have to be pumped.
Cute little Victoria Hart, all precious blonde curls and 'quirky' Jewel-teeth, has hit it big in the day job lottery. There she was, taking orders on her little waitress pad, working those black tights and that Christina Aguilera manicure, when *boom*, before she can say "Try the meatloaf!" someone important hears her and she's whisked off to Cannes to sing for the Oceans 13 cast. A multi-million dollar record deal has been inked, record label bigwigs are comparing her to Lily Allen (a comparison Miss Hart doesn't see, Praise Jebus) and the wunderkind has already given notice at the eatery where she made a name for herself as a very special singing waitress. Note: While waiting tables at the Naked Turtle restaurant in southwest London, the Vickster was pulling down £6 an hour, which works out to almost $12 stateside! Does that include tips?
To celebrate her newfound success, Victoria put on a borrowed Vivienne Westwood ensemble, tied a bunch of helium balloons to her old Naked Turtle apron and set it free. Cute gesture, but I'm sure the baby sea lion who eats and subsequently chokes to death on the spent balloons won't see the sentiment.