So funny it hurts

I've been known to laugh until I cried. This time, it wasn't so much due to the funny as due to the crappy truth-factor.

The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'

The graduate with an arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'