These are the jobs I've held over the past twelve years:
-Horseback Riding Instructor
-Summer Camp Counselor
-Store Manager of Agatha Paris, Sigrid Olsen and Whittard of Chelsea, all situated on Boston's tre chic Newbury Street
-District Manager/Slavedriver/Hired Goon for a horrendous, evil, borderline-criminal underwear chain that shall not be named
-Jewelry Saleswoman at Saks Fifth Avenue
-Cashier at the Dress Barn Outlet
-Retail Consultant
-Operations Assistant
-Freelance Writer
-Assistant Manager of a Gymboree store
-Mary Kay consultant
-Voice Teacher
-Research Assistant
-Receptionist for a Boston-area Law Firm
-Transcriptionist
-Stall Cleaner at a boarding stable
-Fudge Packer (literally. I made fudge, then I packed it)
In my dreams, I only have one job:
-Opera Singer
You do the math.
